Today I decided that I would try a new technique to curl my hair-- the sock bun. I'll spare you the details (and you can Google it if you are really curious), but the end result is a perfectly round bun square on the top of your head.
I walked down the stairs after attempting this technique. The look on Drew's face was that of pure shock. I said, "I don't want to talk about it." He walked up to me, tapped the top of the bun, and made the noise that occurs in Mario when you get the special mushrooms.
After this occurred, we were sitting on the couch and I happened to glance at my reflection in the window. I started laughing so hard-- I guess when I was putting the bun in my hair, I didn't realize just how ridiculous I looked.
I started to hum the "I Dream of Jeanie" song and turned to look at Drew. He looked back, shook his head, and said, "I've lost you."
So, it turns out, after 4 years of marriage, the mystery never really goes away...it's just hiding in the bathroom drawer in the form of a sock bun. :)